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lol I had to
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lol
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omg miranda just got cum in her hair
hahahahahahahaahahahhahahhaha best scene, specially when she is wiping it still the next night hahaha
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" Guy Miranda is having sex with:
“Baby, I just Iove the way your pussy feels.
So wet…
…and warm…
…and tight.
Kissing your beautiful tits feels unbelievably sexy.
So hot and nasty.
How’s it feel to you?”
Miranda:
“umm…What you said.”
end flashblack
Samantha:
“That can be a turn on.”
Miranda:
“Sure, but now he wants me to reciprocate. I can’t. I never could.”
Carrie:
“Why not?”
Miranda:
“Because sex is not a time to chat.
It’s one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal Iife…
…where it is perfectly appropriate, if not preferable, to shut up."-Miranda Hobbes.
This woman kills my life.
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my god,
so cute
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screw this, human form is so mainstream. From now on i will communicate using my cheeks.
b v bb vcvcvbbgcvcv m,mkmxzzxcxcv v c vb
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me and ash in the car today :)
best day i swear
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(Source: pissdon)
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These people make parties
(Source: thatbitchyouknow)