1. lol I had to

  2. lol

  3. omg miranda just got cum in her hair

    hahahahahahahaahahahhahahhaha best scene, specially when she is wiping it still the next night hahaha

  4. " Guy Miranda is having sex with:
    “Baby, I just Iove the way your pussy feels.
    So wet…
    …and warm…
    …and tight.
    Kissing your beautiful tits feels unbelievably sexy.
    So hot and nasty.
    How’s it feel to you?”
    Miranda:
    “umm…What you said.”
    end flashblack
    Samantha:
    “That can be a turn on.”
    Miranda:
    “Sure, but now he wants me to reciprocate. I can’t. I never could.”
    Carrie:
    “Why not?”
    Miranda:
    “Because sex is not a time to chat.
    It’s one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal Iife…
    …where it is perfectly appropriate, if not preferable, to shut up."
    -

    Miranda Hobbes.

    This woman kills my life.

  5. my god,

    so cute 

  6. screw this, human form is so mainstream. From now on i will communicate using my cheeks.

    b v bb     vcvcvbbgcvcv m,mkmxzzxcxcv v c vb

  7. me and ash in the car today :) 
best day i swear 

    me and ash in the car today :) 

    best day i swear 

  8. (Source: pissdon)

  9. These people make parties

    These people make parties

    (Source: thatbitchyouknow)